Got you now W.J.B...

part 14 notice me

Aah the sledge hammers are evolving

I know you have a successful career, but like you could start a new one in telling stories in absurdly serious ways as a comedy bit. Feel better! Sorry you're injured.

a my leg meme would be fine Fred mark took your place

Ive never seen someone make such a big deal about something so nonchalantly.

Mark’s bones are withering because of Amy’s irradiated china

The ways Mark has gotten injured are my favorite thing ever lol. Here's some examples: -*BEE BUSH* -Monkey bar fail -Pop tarts -Wrestling with a chair -Wrestling with an ariel hoop -soccer with a brick -and now a storm drain

I know that I am late but, get well soon Mark

Markiplier is a fragile creature

This is how a man tells a story of broken bones: 1. fought a bear 2. fought a shark 3. fought a bear-shark 4. explain it like mark did

Always amazing how the human body can function. Can break what human minds believe as limitations, then collapse from a dirt colored storm drain

So your next big charity event will be to benefit the hospital that you're now a regular at, right? 😂

To be fair, storm drains are the landmines of the street.

how to meet markiplier become doctor move to la profit???

Mark mmmmm

I saw it i was like MARK COME ON ITS ONLY BEEN 2 MONTH

Doctor. What now?!? Mark. I broke my foot. Doctor. How many time do we have to do this!!

Markiplier: *Another accident* Doctors: You again?!

But I hope your ok now

At least it wasn’t your nose..Again

Mark you are mad. You glorious bastard.

And the (clown it) broke his foot

Y’know,back in July,2012,in part 8 of his Limbo playthrough,our young Markimoo mentions a butterfly,fluttering by. Just as he did here.

My dad's knee is fractured and he can still walk on it. He can't get it fixed or checked out because he doesn't have the money to go to a doctor

In 2018 I got a Jones fracture. It took almost a year to recover even with the surgery. I used a knee scooter instead of crutches. How did I break my foot? Walking. Fucking walking. I stepped on a damn rock. As I was watching your vid and delaying explaining why, I knew you probably did something similar. I heard mine break but I didn’t feel it at first. I thought it was a weird joint pop. So I stepped on it. And nearly fell in pain. I got into my regular doctors office that day but my regular doctor was out so his PE was examining me. She couldn’t believe based on my explanation that I might have broken my foot and twisted during her assessment. I nearly punched a little Asian lady that day. I did get the surgery. I now have a titanium screw in my 5th metatarsal. I don’t know the depth that your doctor explained a Jones fracture and why it’s named, but this might be in your future as well. This break sucks because there’s a chance it doesn’t heal in its own.

This video is 7 seconds: So I broke my foot by stepping on a storm drain weird. Join my channel for exclusive content and to heal my foot. Bye

Sometimes I walk to hard and hurt my foot because I'm weak. Also coming from an expert of someone whos been in and out of hospitals always say yes to painkillers always say at least 8 lol

Mark: I broke my toe. Me: How? Mark: Well... (Insert Long Dialogue) ...and so what happened was a evil storm drain grabbed my foot braking my toe in the process, adding another broken bone to my collection. Me: You were trying to milk the story weren't you? Mark: Yeah... I mean NOO!

You broke your foot??, bro, i fractured my left ankle man, wow, thats crazy!!

I broke my foot today. My mini fridge door broke and so did my foot.

The knee wins by a long shot

"Punched in the foot with a sledge hammer" Mark 2021

I laughed so hard when he said he didn’t look down 🥺😂

The fact he says "When I'm done" when talking about an injury amuses me

Punched me in the foot With a sledge hammer

I'm guessing you're here for the story like I was? Skip to: 10:58

Mark 9 minutes into the video: Alright I think I’m ready to tell you the story of how I broke my foot

Ah yes, my favorite basketball player Kevin duRAUNT

Let’s face it: a lot of people thought - and probably still think - that he broke it on purpose. Because he is a masochist

If this makes you feel better... I broke the same foot you did, on the same spot you did. And.. you know how I broke it? I stepped on a stupid rock. Yeah. Aaand It didn't hurt at all, just at night when I got into bed. Then after a week of walking on it, and it hurting and turning purple every night, I finally went to a doctor. Aand my foot was in a cast for 6 weeks. Yeah. I didn't think it was possible. A stupid rock broke my foot.

you broke something again markiplier?

something that could have been told in 30 seconds, took 14 min.. well done

So, i had seen the twitter post but not this video. That's a very impressive story my man.

F***

God damn you mark why are you always almost killing your self

this felt like watching the video of the that guy saying the name of the dinosaur with 500 teeth

15:45 you mean empathetic??

The SASS

Mark, c'mon, man, stop mortally injuring yourself, we need you to be alive

What's the actual story? I dont have time to watch these shenanigans today

Can you make a movie trailer if you breaking your foot 😂😏

An opportunity that has been placed before you from your Higher Self to learn about surrendering to loving yourself. Everything happens for a reason for your Highest good. That's it's not selfish to ask for help. It's not a bad thing to put yourself on the front burner now-and-then. Acceptance begins with you. Not from jumping through other people's hoops to receive love. You have your own hoops to jump through. Let them learn to jump through their own. Regardless how much they try to make you feel obligated to do so. Set boundaries. Keep your standards HIGH. Your expectations low. Your stronger than you think. Cuz your heart already KNOWS. I know. I've seen it. Your a fuckig GOD. You got this bro. Blessings and fast healing.

I broke my foot the exact same way in eighth grade and it took three months to fully heal

I broke my foot last month doing a cobra kia kick 😂😭 snap nashmacsmack12

POST MORE FNAF PLEEEEES I THAUGHT U WERE THE KING OF FNAF

dam, thatz tuff

He just keeps breaking body parts 😂

I literally misstepped off the last step of my porch and did the same thing in January, weirder, I'm 31 too but my bday is July.

MARK SHOULD GET LIXIAN TO MAKE A CARTOON VERSION OF THIS STORY!

Mark needs to make a playlist for all the times he has broken something or been to hospital

same thing happened to me years ago , back in 2002, but i was lucky and bones didn't broke, i just had pain for a couple weeks. i can feel it bro, the pain, the disappointment with the silly reality of this wacky world. heal fast Mark, we cheer for you XD

Ohh. The drama 🎭. Markiplier shows you how to milk a story about ‘tripping’ 😉😆

Mark: *has a job where he’s a home most of the time* Also Mark: *finds creative way to break bones at home*

Boo boo kisses 😘😘😘

Marks needs to just go back to a doctor and get the pain treated no point in suffering

u sure do like a hospital mark lmao!!! i've been kinda off youtube but it seems every damn time i come on here, u broke something or something exploded and u went to the hospital, whats w/ u lmao

I’m not,buying the Tylenol thing. He seems a little happy for being a person with a fresh break

I broke my ankle while running one time lol I was wearing Nike Shoxs and the shox part of it broke and yeah.... 5 years later and my ankle still pops outta place lol

I think it's time to wrap mark in bubble wrap

It might sound odd but I have broken my bone on that same arm roughly in the same place

Knee. I broke my ACL. I also broke all 4 of my toes on my right foot at the same time. I was an adult for both breaks. Knee pain is worse then only second to childbirth.

12:40 this is when my man Mark gets to the way he broke his foot yw

why do i relate to this

i think mark being inside too long is causing him to want to break multiple limbs

So 11:00 is when he starts the story and 13:33 is when he actually tells you what happens 😂 Long story short...he tripped

BOO

If markaplire ever narated a book, no matter the book i would listen to it

HE IS ALWAYS BREAKING SOMETHIMG

Ok who has more injuries now deku or mark 🙇‍♀️

Well that's the 2021 hospital visit...

I had the exact same fracture:(

i also broke my two arm bones i also dislocated my wrist by falling off my bike!

Youre always breaking everything

Mark have you ever considered asking the hospital if they have a punch card? You’re probably close to a reward!😂

Dunno if he's on the high from the drugs or just being himself from injuring himself again, but I like him being weird, lol.

Ur keep breaking all ur bones but ur still alive

I broke my wrist in that way too! Except it was in PE and theyd got us to walk backwards 🤦‍♂️

Hope you'll get well soon buddy just be more careful

Why are you so god damn clumsy

*The hospital most definitely never gets surprised seeing him.*

I bet marks English papers got A+'s

OOF

poor bb

STOP BRAKING YOUR BINES SIR!!

Mark: *breaks foot* Doctor: What is it, Nurse? Nurse: I'm not sure. I feel...a disturbance.

F

Mark is a masochist.

Get on with it! Holy shit

Only Mark could break his foot in a storm drain